Speed Of Thought!

Me: Yippie! I invented a mechanism to measure the speed of thought!
U: Aha, Whats that?
Me: Hmm... imagine a rotating wheel... imagine it starts at a point and rotates back to that point... imagine every point in between... Now my idea is... speed of thought = distance the wheel rotated in your imagination divided by the time to imagine :)
U: Am done!
Me: So fast :( ?? Hmm... yeah, thats the problem, I cant verify this :(

Mythology!

U: Hey, Adam and Eve were the first humans born! Am wondering who might be the first to die?
Me: Hmm... (thinking...) may be... Yama :)

Instinct!

U: Hey, Why are you looking so depressed?
Me: Hmm... Whenever... a good looking girl in front of me waves her hands "at me", I always have this strange instinct to look behind and... unfortunately I always find a boy there :(

Stuck!

U: Hey, Can you please tell me how you got this result ?
Me: Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... may be... I ll leave it as an exercise!