Friday, February 23, 2007

Bathing

U: Hey, you should not bathe after dinner! Its scientifically proven that bathing after food will decrease body temperature which slows down digestion!
me: Oops! (thinking) Ok. I ll bathe in warm water.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Pooja Room!

U: Hey, why didn't you take that house?
me: Oh, it did not have a pooja room!
U: But I thought you think there is no GOD!
me: Oops! (thinking...) Yes, I want a house with a Pooja room which I ll keep empty!

Letter games!

U: Hey!! Whats this status in your gtalk mean?
234567890ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ
Are you really crazy?
Me: Missing one and its u!!

Generations!

U: Why do you love me so much?

Me: (thinking...)May be you look somewhat like my mother and I am somewhat like my father. Then why my father loved my mother?? May be because he was like my grandfather and she looked like my grand mother! Then why my grandfather... Oops! Its not my fault!