Office nap!

Me: What do you think of sleeping in office ?
U: What is so new about it? Everybody does!
Me: And then snore :) ?

Haircut!

U: Hey, What happened to your hair?
Me: :( Oh! the barber just eroded over it hairlessly... I mean carelessly!

Stupidity!

U: What could be the height of stupidity ?
Me: Hmm... May be... something like... study hard full night and... could not wake up for the exam !

Time!

U: Hey, your watch is 10 min fast?
Me: Oh is it ? Well, just to make sure am always ahead of time :p

Time lag!

U: Hey, what happened to your watch today? Its now 10 min slow?
Me: Oh is it? Hmm... sometimes you would run it slower for personal satisfaction... when you sit in a classroom :(

AI!

U: So u r taking AI ha? Don't u think thats a stupid topic? Has anything really useful turned out of it since the last 50 years ?
Me: Hmm...(thinking) If I don't take AI, then do you think I ll be smarter than all those geniuses who studied that subject for 50 years ?

in the kitchen!

U: Whats so difficult in cooking?
Me: Nothing is as difficult as cutting onions! It really makes me cry :(

Cute puppy!

Me: Hey, look at that cute little puppy!
U: Wow! its sooo cute !
Me: Lets play football :)