U & Me

Monday, May 28, 2007

U: Why do you hate electronics so much?
Me: Its not that I hate electronics... the problem is that I am not able to find that screw!!

U: Tell me the difference between Yoga and Gym?

Me: Hmm... (thinking) Yoga is like vegetarian and Gym would be non-veg!

U: You eat so much and still you dont have a tummy? How??

Me: Hmm... (thinking) may be... bcos I sleep on my stomach :)

U: Whats your latest quote?

Me: "Everything in this world is useful atleast twice"!

U: Aha! Prove it if this "thing" is say... this quote itself!

Me: Hmm... "Everything in this world is useful atleast twice" :)

U: Hey, I heard you lost the Chess tournament in the first play itself? :p

Me: Hmm... Actually I came second! All rounds were knock outs and I lost to the tournament winner :)

U: Hey, your clock has stopped! Won't you ever repair it?

Me: Oh! thats my latest discovery! I am just running it over a blackhole!