Puzzle

U: I have a puzzle for you :) Tell me a vehicle which does not have a horn!

Me: Hmm ... (thinking) May be a Concord!

Recursion!

U: Hey, Can you explain me what recursion is?

Me: Try answering these questions... How do you think? How do you think you think? How do you think you think you think?

U: Oooooo... my head is aching...

Me: Yes, that is recursion!

Chicken Pox and Back Pain

U: Hey, you have backpain? Doc told me it is one of the outcomes of chicken pox...

Me: Oh is it? May be... when you get blisters on diagonal points on your back!

Chicken Pox

U: Why the hell is the doc not calling me? Doesn't he know that the more I stand here, the more they will risk the spreading of the disease?

Me: Umm... may be... that is what they want!

Bathing

U: Hey, you should not bathe after dinner! Its scientifically proven that bathing after food will decrease body temperature which slows down digestion!

me: Oops! (thinking) Ok. I ll bathe in warm water.

Pooja Room!

U: Hey, why didn't you take that house?

me: Oh, it did not have a pooja room!

U: But I thought you think there is no GOD!

me: Oops! (thinking...) Yes, I want a house with a Pooja room which I ll keep empty!

Letter games!

U: Hey!! Whats this status in your gtalk mean?

234567890ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ

Are you really crazy?

Me: Missing one and its u!!

Generations!

U: Why do you love me so much?

Me: (thinking...)May be you look somewhat like my mother and I am somewhat like my father. Then why my father loved my mother?? May be because he was like my grandfather and she looked like my grand mother! Then why my grandfather... Oops! Its not my fault!